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50 Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Will Knock Her Socks Off

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There seems to be a misunderstanding regarding pick up lines, and it’s that they don’t work. The problem isn’t the pick up lines; it’s the approach some guys take.

Thinking that a pick up line is smooth or suave is often a recipe for disaster. No single line is going to sweep a woman off her feet, especially if you approach her thinking that it’s ultimately charming and suave.

Pick up lines are most effective when you use them as a humorous way to break the ice and start a conversation.

They often say that the best way to make someone like you and feel comfortable around you is by making them laugh, and I couldn’t agree more.

I’ve personally used pick up lines, some that I’ve even made up myself, to start a conversation with a woman with the intention of making her laugh, and it worked like a charm. Knowing that you’re being silly and having a laugh about it is an attractive and fun way to interact with someone.

With that being said, here’s a list of the cheesy and funny pick up lines that will make most women laugh and be receptive to you.

Oh and don’t forget to check out our list of 100 first date questions.

The Best Cheesy Pick Up lines

1. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

2. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

3. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

4. What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

5. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

6. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

7. Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

8. You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!

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9. Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants.

10. Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you’re infected.

11. Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.

12. Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here.

13. Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.

14. Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous.

15. Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!

16. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

17. I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

18. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

19. If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

20. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

21. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

22. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.

23. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

24. My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

25. Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

26. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

27. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

28. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

29. Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number

30. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

31. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

32. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

33. Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.

34. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

35. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

36. You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.

37. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

38. Hey, my name’s Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

39. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

40. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

41. WebMD says your love is contagious.

42. Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.

43. Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!

44. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

45. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

46. If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

47. Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.

48. I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

49. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

50. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

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