50 Funny Pick-Up Lines That Will Make Her Chuckle


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From personal experience, I can tell you with certainty that funny pick-up lines are a great way to break the ice, make someone laugh and have a cool interaction with them.

This is particularly true with women who are receptive to being hit on. Not only will they laugh but they will entertain you or often respond in kind.

The goal with any pick-up line is to start a conversation. There’s no way in hell a pick-up line will land you a girlfriend or something. Perhaps, in the long run, it can be seen as the starting point. But, when it comes to initial interactions, I think it’s a fun and jovial way of hitting on someone.

Going up to a stranger or having a stranger come up to you can start off as an uncomfortable situation.

So if you can lighten up the situation and get them to lower their guard by having a good chuckle, it can drastically improve your chances of getting their number.

With that being said, here’s a list of my top 50 funny pick-up lines that are bound to make her chuckle.

1. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

2. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

3. I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

4. So last night, I was reading the book of numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.

5. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

6. My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

7. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

8. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

9. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

10. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

11. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

12. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

13. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

14. Did you fart? ‘Cause you blew me away.

15.If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

16. Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.

17. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

18. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

19. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

20. Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.

21. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

22. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

23. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

24. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

25. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

26. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

27. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

28. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

29. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

30. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

31. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

32. On a scale of 1 to America, How free are you tomorrow night?

33. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

34. Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

35. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

36. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

37. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

38. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

39. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

40. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

41. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

42. Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

43. You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.

44. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

45. If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

46. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

47. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

48. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

49. Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

50. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Which of these funny pick-up lines are you going to try?

Choose the funny pick-up lines you like, learn them by heart, practice your delivery, use them on girls and based on their reactions, use the one or two that work the best.

Just remember, the goal is to be funny and charming. Don’t take yourself too seriously and it will work out well.

If you’d like to read more of these articles, check out our collection of cheesy pick-up lines.

Please share your most successful funny pick-up lines in the comment section below.

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